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LittleRedRidingHood

第一场：LittleRedRidingHood家

Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）

LittleRedRidingHood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy,whatareyou

doing?

Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）esome

emtoGrandma.

LittleRedRidingHood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!

Mum：（亲切地看着LittleRedRidingHood说）ful.

LittleRedRidingHood：Yes,mummy．Goodbye,mummy.

Mum：g.

第二场：在路上

(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，LittleRedRidingHood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草

旁)

LittleRedRidingHood：Wow！Flowers,howbeautiful!（放下篮子采花）One

flower,twoflowers,threeflowers.

Wolf：（wolf大步地走上台）gry.(做找东西状,东张西望)Here

!reyougoing?(做

狡猾的样子和LittleRedRidingHood打招呼)

LittleRedRidingHood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)ToGrandma’s．Grandmaisill.

Wolf：（自言自语）I'……（对LittleRedRidingHood说）

Hey,look!6littlebabyducks.

LittleRedRidingHood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)

Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）

LittleRedRidingHood：（停止跳舞）Hello!Babyducks，howareyou?

SixDucks：We’refine．Thankyou．Whereareyougoing?

LittleRedRidingHood：ToGrandma’s．Oh,Imustgo,bye.

SixDucks：Goodbye．

第三场：Grandma家

Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，

打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）

Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）Iamveryhungrynow.(做找寻的样子)Where

isGrandma’shou?(高兴地对观众说)Aha,it’shere.(敲门)Bang,Bang,

Bang．

Grandma：Whoisit？

Wolf：（装出LittleRedRidingHood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）

It’RedRidingHood.

Grandma：(边说边起床)Comein,comein.

Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边)Grandma,I’lleatyou.

Grandma：（惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）

灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。

Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’llsleep.

LittleRedRidingHood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．

Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音)Whoisit？

LittleRedRidingHood：It’sme。trangenoi!

Wolf：Comein，Comein.

LittleRedRidingHood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳

回几步)Oh!Whatarebigears!

Wolf：Icanlistentoyoursweetvoice.

LittleRedRidingHood：Wow!Whatabigeyes!

Wolf：Icaneyouprettyface.

LittleRedRidingHood：Oh!Whatabighand.

Wolf：Icanhugyou.

LittleRedRidingHood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look!Whata

bighands?

Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)Icaneatyou!

LittleRedRidingHood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No!No!

Wolf：（追到LittleRedRidingHood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’

leeping.

Hunter：(一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’sthewolf?Look!Adoor．(推

门)Thewolfissleeping.

Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)

Hunter：(端起枪想打，又放下)Whatabigstomach!(摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma

ehurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，

举起)Look!Scissors.(做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut,cut,cut.

LittleRedRidingHood/Grandma：Thankyou．

Hunter：Grandma,givemesomeneedlesandthread．LittleRiding

Hood,Givemesomestones．

Grandma：(从桌子上拿来针线)

LittleRedRidingHood：(搬来几个石头)One,two,three.

Hunter：(把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)

Grandma：I'llthreadit.

Hunter：(拿起枪)Wokeup!

Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)Mystomachissoheavy.

Hunter：Youbigbadwolf,raiyourarms!

Wolf：(边跑边说)Help!Don’tshotme!

Hunter：（开枪）Bang,bang!

Wolf：(应声倒下)

Hunter：Thebadwolfisdead．

LittleRedRidingHood和Grandma：Yeah!Thankyou．

大话西游

Bigwordsofwesterntour（大话西游）

Chapter1

Site：Thewedding

Characters:牛魔王、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖

Aside:lKingisgoingtohaveaconcubine.

牛：„„.

妖：Concubine?Doyourwifeagreetoit?

牛：Oh!’donothing

aboutit!

(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)

牛：Letmeintroducemybrothertoyou!Mybro!

Comehere!Thisismybrother.

(牛深情地转向紫霞)

牛：Zixia,I‘oshowmy

ndora’sBoxismygifttoyou.

Ihopeyouwouldsayyes.

妖：Iobject!

牛：What?

妖：anpassit,Iwillshoutup!

至：What’sthis?Really?

妖：ThistestisthatshewouldmarrytheguywhocanmakeherMagicSwordgooutofthe

scabbard.

(剑从至的怀中落下)

妖：MagicSword?

牛：Letmedothis!

(紫跑出，拾剑)

紫：It’snottrue!It’illmeaninglesvenifyoucanputitout!

(紫跑下)

妖：King,IronFanPrincesshascome.

牛：Aaa„„

(牛惊慌地跑下)

Aside:Themonkeykingleavesthefronthall,runningtobackgarden……

Chapter2

Site:BullKing’sbackgarden

Characters:至尊宝、紫霞

（至跑过来，突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上，于是走过来）

至：Whyareyouhidinghere?

(紫抽剑，指向至。两人定格，至走出来，独白)

至：Atthistime,thebladeisreallyclotome,erashortperiodoftime,

0.01condIthink,eI’ve

decidedtotelllies,I’vetoldmanyliesinmylife,butIthinkitisthemostwonderfullie!

紫：I’llkillyouifyoucomeclor!

至：Youshouldkillme!Killme!I’dfoundmybestlove,butIdidn’egretful

’tmythroat,pleadon’thesitate!IfGodcan

givemeachance,Iwilltellhertherewords.“Iloveyou”.IfGodwantstogiveatimelimit,I’ll

saythislovewilllast10thousandyears!

（紫长叹，抛剑，拾剑，抱剑）

紫：Whatcanyoutellyourwife?

至：tgetthePandora’backwithyouand

temylfthatIcan’tgettheboxback.I„„

紫：Ihelpyou!

至：No,it’sdangerous!

紫：Youdon’twantto?

至：Ido!But„„

紫：Itrustyou!I’llgetthePandora’rmehereatmidnight.

(猪喊)

至：tonight.

（依依不舍）

Aside:Thenight……

Chapter3

Site:Dungeon

Characters:至尊宝、猪八戒、沙僧、唐僧

猪和沙：Master,master

(两人同时悄声说)

猪：Wecometosaveyou.

沙：Wecometobringyouout.

唐：Iwon’tgo.

猪和沙：Stayhere?Why?

唐：There’becauwe’renotunited

’isonhasnodifferencewiththe

outsideworld,tome;omething

totellhim.

(猪和沙下)

唐：Youcomeinandhaveasit!

至：Tobehonest,I’’Iknowyou’

letmego!

唐：Doyouknow“dong,dong,dong„„”?

至：Whatis“dong,dong,dong”?

唐：“dong,dong,dong„„”is„„

(唐唱Onlyyou)

至：’ttakethisanymore,pleastop„„

唐：Ohoh„„

至：Damnyou,you„I’vesaidIcan’’tdisturborI’llkillyou.

唐：MonkeyKing,uknowwhyyou

shouldmakesacrifices,tabhaya„

(至跑走)

Aside:TheMonkeyKingsucceedsinescapingformtheBullKing,andhereachestheSpiders’

unately,theMonkeyKingandhisfriendsmeettheQueenofSpider.

TheMonkeyhaveheardthatifthebladeslashedfastandaccurately,theguywho’scutopen

won’kstheQueenoftheSpidertokillhimasfastasshe

couldandtotearhisheartoutandlethimhavealook.

AftertheMonkeyKing’sdeath,heappearsintheHoleofWaterfall…

Chapter4

Site:TheHoleofWaterfall

Characters:至尊宝、观音

至：Goddess.I’as

rl„

ersorrow.

观：Haveyougivenupallthingsinhumanworld?

至：Yes!Lifeanddeathisjustminor!„„ButIdon’tunderstandwhycanhuman’shatredlast

10years,50years,tredisit?

观：SothatTangMonkwenttothewestandgotscriptures,whichcleanouthearts.

至：OK,Iwanttostayhere,therearemanythingswaitingformetodo.

观：earingthegoldring,you’

can’oso,’s

veryuncomfortable.

至：OK.

观：Beforewearingthering,whatdoyouwanttosay?

至：Ihadhadfoundmybestlove,butIdidn’osther,’sthemost

angivemeanotherchance,Iwillsaytherewordstoher“Iloveyou”!

Ifthereisatimelimit,Ihope,itis10thousandyears!

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员:P:Pirate-Grandson.M:Mother.

F:Father.K:King-Grandpa.

旁白:Thereare4membersinafamily,Pirate,myisa

,AndyLauisafamoussinger,andhisdeargrandpa,Kingis

loveshisgrandpamost,shis

yspeaking,heisafraidofthem,Becautheyareverystrictwithhim..

正剧：(P,K出场)

P:OldKing,OpentheTV,!Notime!Ican’t

waitanothercond.

K:Ohdear!’tworry,Iopenitrightnow.(作开电视状)

P:HaHa!It’sreallyfunny!Tomissogood!(作高兴状)

Ohno!“TheEnd!”WhereisTom?Ihatetheend!(摔电视机，作极度气愤状)OldKing!?(对

K吼)

K：Oh,whatapitydog!(作左顾右盼状)Yourparentsarenothere,andwecanchangeanother

one,ourbravePirate,justtellme.I’msureyourdemandwillbesatisfied.(作充满自信状)

P：Really!OK!Now,let’swatchCaribbeanPirates!

K:Humm,No,it’sunfitforyou„„(作犹豫状)

P:Ijustlikethisfilm,OldKing,’tkeepyourpromi.（作气愤欲泣状）

K;Ohyes,Iplayitforyou.(作为难状)Butpleabequite,I’mafraidyourparentswoundnot

likeusdoingthe.

P:Don’ttellsomuch!ittoyou.(作自豪自信

状)

K：OK.(作舒心，安慰状)

P:Fighthim,hebadguysintothea„„(高声喊)

K:Xu„„..(作禁声状).Rememberyourpromi,youngadultman.

P:Oh?Whatpromi?Ihaveforgottenit.(作天经地义状)

K:Oh?!Youareright（作理解状，因为Pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔）

P:ouanhonorablemission.(作自豪状)Bemyhor,andIwillrideonyour

back,let’shelpthepeopleindangeroussituation,justlikeabraveknight.(作勇敢状)

K:What!Rideonmyback!Beyourhor!!(作惊异状)

P:Yes,yourhearingisverygood,anyquestion?(作若无其事状)

K:No,No,soundagoodidea!Verygood!eonmyback.(作无

奈状)

P:(作高兴状，作跃上马背状)Hei!Let’sgo!!Runquick!.......(意

气风发状)

（M,F携手进场）:

P:Oh,mygod!Mummy,Daddy!(A,D作慌忙状，挡在电视机前)

M:Dad,whatareyoudoing!?NaughtyPirate,isn’tyourtrick!?(作气愤状)

P:（作阳痿状）Mummy,it’(作心虚

状，以掩饰内心的恐惧)

M:Idon’tbelieveit.(作严肃状)Dad,isn’treallythat?(询问K)

K:Yes,ofcour,Ican’timageachildonly5yearold,„„.(释然状，

因为圆了我的谎)

M:’tbelievethelitterpiratecanmassage,whotaughthim.(作怀疑状)Dear,isn’t

you?

F:No,Ihaven’t,butIdecidetoenjoyhismassageanotherday,Doyouthinkso,dear?

M:Yes,reallyagoodsuggestion.

（P，D作惊恐状。A：发抖，D：挥汗)

（P挡着电视怕被M、F发现，K也为P作掩饰）

P:Mummy,Doyoufeelalittlecold?

K:Yes,Icanfeelit.(边挥汗边说冷)

M:No,it’hot,doyoucatchcold?

P:No,No,justmyfeeling.(更加发抖，一不小心被B看到了电视)

M:Pirate,what’sbehindyou?(疑问状)

P:Oh,nothing,nothing!(作惊恐状)

M:Pirate!(作气愤状)

P:Ohno!Thestormwillcome.(捂脸作害怕状)

M:CaribbeanPirate!What’sabadfilm!LittlePirate!?(气愤状)

P:Mummy,Isurrender.(作投降状)

M:Daddy,thisfilmisunfitforhim,itisfullofkilling，forceandnegativepassion,anditwilllet

himbecomebad!

K:Iknowthat,?Pirate?

(想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线)

P:Yes,averyclevermouandastupidcat.(作博学状)

M:Dad,don’tlethimwatchsomuchTV,itwastesalotoftime,

maybecomeshort-sighted.(诚恳状)

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